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The **Central Intelligence Agency** is a
[US](United_States_of_America "wikilink") agency official tasked with
"gathering, processing, and analyzing national security information from
around the world". In reality, the CIA acts as a wing of [US
Imperialism](Timeline_of_US_Imperialism "wikilink"), aiming to make the
world safe for US business interests by overthrowing governments that do
not subordinate themselves to US business.
## Timeline of Known Actions
### 1940s
- 1947: The CIA is created, it begins assisting the fascists in the
Greek Civil War.
- 1948: The CIA begins interfering in Italian elections to prevent a
communist victory.
- 1949: The CIA backs right-wing military coup to insure blocked
ARMACO pipeline can run through Syria.
- 1949: The CIA allegedly begins [Operation
Mockingbird](Operation_Mockingbird "wikilink"), aiming to manipulate
the US media, quickly gaining 400 journalists and 25 news companies
in their pocket.
### 1950s
- 1950: The CIA begins to support the
[Kuomingtang](Kuomingtang "wikilink") based in Myanmar after their
failure to win the [Chinese Civil
War](Chinese_Civil_War "wikilink"). Hoping to use the Kuomingtang to
destablise and overthrow Maoist China, the CIA helps support the
Kuomingtang's drug trafficking operation, which soon leads to a
large heroin ring and epidemic.
- 1953: The CIA overthrows the first democracy in the Middle East over
their efforts to nationalise British oil companies, [the new regime
commits numerous human rights abuses](Shah_Dictatorship "wikilink").
### 1960s
### 1970s
### 1980s
### 1990s
- 1993: The CIA begins to engage in extensive corporate espionage,
stealing patents and technologies from foreign companies to US ones
using all sorts of dirty and criminal tricks.
### 2000s
- 2004: The CIA sponsors a 'democratic revolution' in Ukraine to get
the country out of Russia's sphere of influence
- 2005: The CIA begins to try and destablise Iran by backing various
opposition groups and hacking and sabotaging the countries
electrical network.
- 2006: The CIA begins playing various warlords in Somalia off
each-other in order to destablise the highly successful union of
courts that slowly rebuilt the country.
- 2009: The CIA sponsors a coup to oust the left-leaning government in
Honduras. The military junta running things behind the scenes
conducts severe repression using death squads to murder political
opponents, union organizers, and journalists.
### 2010s
- 2011: The CIA exploits the [Arab Spring](Arab_Spring "wikilink") to
overthrow the Gaddafi regime in Libya in response to its efforts to
create an 'African Union' (or United States of Africa) that would be
able to resist US and European imperialism, in addition to take
Libya's vast oil and gold reserves. The area is now extremely
unsafe, with open-air slave markets and full of Islamic extremists.
- 2012: The CIA begins funding and supporting the rebels in the
[Syrian Civil War](Syrian_Civil_War "wikilink") in order to
destablise the government, allowing for the construction of an oil
pipeline and lots of reconstruction money.
- 2013: The CIA attempts to overthrow the government of Venezuela
- 2014: The CIA overthrows the government of Ukraine and starts
supporting armed militias in the war against Russia, including
several neo-nazi groups.
- 2015: The CIA attempts to overthrow the government of Venezuela
- 2016: The CIA overthrows the government of Brazil.
- 2016: The CIA overthrows the government of South Africa.
- 2019: The CIA attempts to overthrow the government of Venezuela